In one of the more vile and destructive Photoshop-esque attacks ever known to offices or sports, my soul has been tarnished.

Okay, maybe it’s not that bad, and even a little funny.

Based on my passionate following of the Washington Capitals, and a certain someone in my office having Pittsburgh ties, a digital image of my smiling face was electronically drawn and quartered.

Caps and Pens fans alike might enjoy this so I had to share, but be certain there will be retribution towards the guilty party.

And hopefully it will be Alex Ovechkin and his red #8 jersey that will be parading the authentic version of that lovely piece of hardware around the streets of Washington, D.C. later this summer.

Let’s Go Caps! (and I hate that guy in the picture)